My response to people who have some crippling phobia of normal everyday shit they use to get out of work, tough shit. Deal with it.

There's times to be courteous about phobias and there's times to not be. But this bullshit of modern coddling society where the first response to a phobia is (oh that's so valid) is bullshit, I knew someone who had a phobia of elevators they just refused to ever ride one, got a job interview on the 45 th floor, oh can you have it on a different floor I'm afraid of elevators, dumbass. I had a childhood phobia of elevators cause of a scary experience in one as a kid, know what I did, fucking dealt with it, sucked it up. Same with every other phobia, deathly afraid of flying, just dealt with it, afraid of talking on the phone, just dealt with it, rather be a functional adult then some whiny little baby crippled by the realities of everyday life.

You're afraid of fucking bubbles, fucking bubbles, get fucking over it or go check yourself into a mental hospital, I'm not dealing with that shit. Do the damn dishes or I'm gonna be going around with a bubble wand 24/7. You've got a crippling phobia or small dark spaces, or a crippling phobia of heights or something that's actually kinda worth listening to due to danger? Yeah I can get that. Fucking bubbles? Hello psych ward we got a lunatic here.