Well we know how this is going to go.

Ruined is how it's going to go.

I can't wait to see who takes over the FBI from Walter Skinner, probably the blackest thing they can muster up with most of the department being headed by strong women or trans types. In their cringiest of men speaking like women voices, "I found a meanie everybody. Let's get him girls and DRAG him outta here!" Of course we MUST have some interracial relationships, ideally Scully getting with the misunderstood black guy leader of the resistance type.

And of course all the bad people will be straight white men.

I think they should just come out with it. "We found a cult where straight white men and straight white women are espousing traditional gender roles, educating their kids. We have footage of men teaching some boys how to chop wood with an axe and there is evidence of home baking!" They storm the complex, men in high heels, former women proudly showing their mastectomy scars with the word "SLUT" written on them, closely followed by former men wearing nappies and sucking their thumbs.

The episode closes with any pregnant women sent to abortion farms, all children sent to schools for re-education of the message and the parents permanently glued into furry costumes. The lead of the cult later comes out saying it was a mistake, apologises, and claims he has been living as a gay man the whole time. Another case solved by the dynamic duo.