Behold, pure madness

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[–]QueenBread[S] 10 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

I'm trying to imagine if a woman were crazy enough to write something like this, but reversed. "I'm so angry I don't get to experience the beautiful milestones of being a man! I try to stuff my panties but I will never get to experience the feeling of having an awkward boner in the least appropriate moment! I'll never experience cumming on the blankets! I'll never experience measuring my dick with that of my bros as we shower together! I'll never experience having a woman change street at night because she's unreasonably scared of me!"

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You have that down well.

[–]LtGreenCo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

To those women I say, stay hopeful! You may get to experience the beautiful milestone of male pattern baldness.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That is pretty much the one thing those women do get successfully