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[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

But if you fucked their dad, you're not getting your comeback like you asked for, so it doesn't really work that way.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

That’s the thing… I never want my cum back I consider it a blessing I give to others.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

um...well the jerk store called, and it ran out of your cum! Is that how we're supposed to counter it?

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

I fucked your granddad

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Why, because my granddad killed himself? For being trans, like Kurt Cobain?

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

No because I fucked his granddad… and his granddads granddad

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

But you see, young Padawan, this is where your ultimate comeback technique fails, as one can merely say "Yeah, and they said you were lousy in bed"- and your whole attack is hoisted by its own petard as hard as my granddad, his granddad, and his granddad's granddad were hoisted on your cock. This is why you need a varied assault of comebacks.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

And that’s when I fuck them

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

But by the example the OP has given, you're thus fucking a troon and you have only punished yourself.

I'm sure your father, your father's father, his father's father, and his father's father would be disappointed of you fucking a troon if I told them when I fucked them.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well you know what I’d fuck them too! (Banjo noises)