Redditors ree about food thieves and shitty roommates

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Yeah, shit that never happened. Putting antifreeze in a drink is attempted murder. Anyone drinking it would likely not notice due to its sweet taste and then suddenly find themselves in liver failure a few hours later.

[–]LtGreenCo 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Assuming the Gatorade bottle was around 1 liter and he said he filled up half of it with antifreeze, so .5 liters or 500 ml, which is 5x-6x the lethal dose of antifreeze for humans. So yeah he's either full of shit or he just confessed to attempted murder.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Yeah that shit will kill you.

If you wanna have some fun just pour water with green food coloring into the Gatorade bottle and watch them try to figure out what's wrong with it.

Or put a bottle of tea in the fridge and dump a bunch of salt in it, then when it's gone go ask if anyone has seen your bottle of piss because you need it for your medical exam.

[–]Haylstorm 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

My friend goes for the 'mouldy sandwich bags'. They made me laugh the first time I saw them.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Good strat. Another fun one is to head down to the Asian market and buy whatever you can find that would offend the sensibilities of your food thief, durian, Balut, etc.

Balut is a fun one, your food thief thinks they are getting a nice hard boiled egg until they realize there's a surprise inside!

[–]Femaleisnthateful 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Isn't antifreeze modified to taste gross to prevent people and animals being poisoned? Either way, still toxic AF

[–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, thinking about it they probably have to have a bitterant in it these days, so you’re almost certainly right.

[–]alladd 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ain't passive aggression great? You could have just confronted your roommate/coworker; now you're in jail for attempted murder.

[–]brimshaeBased Woodchipper Merchant 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

At least the story about the rat potion was funny.