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[–]The_Best_Yak_Ever 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

News title: “Depraved ugly people furiously jerk each other off while normal people look on in horror!”

Seriously though… the cope and delusion in those words is almost a modern art masterpiece. It takes a certain type of person to be able to work in the delusion medium with such ridiculousness. I can imagine some fat short dweeb with patchy facial hair and a grating voice meticulously carving and crafting her delusion. Taking hours and hour to create this verbal diarrhea, and then thinking, “yeah… this is it. This is what I’m putting out into the world.”

The clown show can’t end soon enough…

[–]Femaleisnthateful 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah no, no one wants that.

[–]slavdude0 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

Those kind of posts are so sad and pathetic it hurts.

No normal woman, even if she has a preference for moobs/dadbod, will ever look at a female cosplaying as male and go "I like it".

[–]QueenBread 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

No normal woman, even if she has a preference for moobs/dadbod, will ever look at a female cosplaying as male and go "I like it".

What? I like women cosplaying as men. "Traps" aren't liked only by males, you know.

[–]slavdude0 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

Nigga. I've specifically said "normal women". I didn't say "furry faggots".

You are as normal as tranny freaks are. Not really.

[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

So you only like missionary sex and have no kinks or quirks whatsoever, loser? You must be the most boring sexual partner in the entire world.

[–]slavdude0 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

There's an ocean between missionary and being a disgusting furry freak.

[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Oh dear, if you think wearing an animal costume is the top of depravity, you're either 14 years old or, let me reiterate - the most boring sexual partner in the whole world. Go on, keep broadcasting how having sex with you must be an unpleasant experience.

[–]slavdude0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Like it's the only disgusting thing you're doing LMAO. You talk so much about "kinks" it's pretty much a given that you're a disgusting freak.

And yes. Even being a zoophile is disgusting enough.

[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

If wearing an anthropomorphic animal costume means being a zoophile, then playing GTA makes you a criminal. Get help.

[–]slavdude0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I'm not fucking games, nor am I fantasizing about doing so you retarded cunt.

You're not normal, just admit it and move on.

[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I really wish I weren't normal and I were some kind of special weirdo! But I'm just an average woman. You, on the other hand, are definitely not normal.... not in a good way, sadly.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I've done just about everything you can imagine sexually, and most of it was "ethical" (to use the current pet phrase), but I'm not going on Twitter or "X" or whatever the fuck people use now to talk about it.

I also refuse to pretend any of that shit is an acceptable basis for a family, or co-equal with a committed heterosexual relationship. It's nothing to be proud of (again, using other people's pet phrase).

An analogy: Gay sex is kind of like huffing nitrous at a Dave Matthews Band concert. It's not going to send you straight to Hell. If you found out your colleague had done it, you might think "hmm, he's weird" and move on.

But if you colleagues started showing up at work talking about their DMB / nitrous binge, and demanding employment protections, and if they further started writing scores of children's books about their proclivity... well, that's where we are. You must decide "what if."

[–]bucetao6969Ace Spectrum 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

most

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Grody

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Reddit is filled with a bunch of anti-social sex addicts that mistake online interest for actual interest.

Yeah you might be getting a lot of praise for your "man tits" by basement dwelling troglodytes that aspire to be dog walkers and can't bother to clean their room before they fumble the most softball questions ever on a national televised interview about how they feel they are entitled to living.

[–]alladd 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Stuff like this makes me grateful for my wife and my modest little sex life. Because there are people out there that must be having some of the most disgusting, unsatisfying, nasty sex in all of human history - so bad that they have to go online and basically beg people to convince them it wasn't as bad as it obviously was. If they hadn't all done this to themselves it would be tragic. Instead it's tragicomic.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No shit.

[–]OuroborosTheory 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

from the first few lines I couldn't even tell whether they'd 1. praise this (as they did) or 2. have a hissy fit about the CIS

just shows how Tumblr politics is really just about trying to get every self-serving, half-baked rationalization certified as an eternal truth

[–]QueenBread 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't even understand what random nonsense they're spewing here, but I wasn't aware there's so many mental disorders.

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Raise your children or people on the internet will do it for you.