my dick fell off in a zaxby’s bathroom… and i didn’t notice until i got home

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[–]NerveActive 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

This went better than what I expected. From the title I thought it was one of those cases where the armflesh fake-dick necroses and falls off.

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

...which is something like half of them I heard

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

From the title I thought it was one of those cases where the armflesh fake-dick necroses and falls off.

That's what I assumed. Would have been a more interesting story.

I'm sure we'll eventually read about it.

[–]OuroborosTheory 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

ah yes, the ol' Yaniv