Once upon a time in a hip liberal paradise called Urgay, everyone loved in equality! But then the wicked fascion police came and declared that the only legal style was their style. So they made everyone wear brown shirts and March to classical music. Then a man called Mr. Slave descended from the heavens, and sang a gay ass song called Madonna. This made everyone realize cops were super gay, and the world was saved! Until the republicans won the election. Then climate change killed your pets. The end.