Researchers horrified, decry rise of 'fascism' as students send mocking responses to woke survey. 'Malicious responses' to the survey included identifying as 'illiterate' and as an 'attack helicopter'.

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[–]filbs111 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

If I can't identify as an attack helicopter, exactly what kind of helicopter am I supposed to identify as?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Try an autogyro.

[–]filbs111 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I identify as an attack helicopter, but secretly I'm an autogyrophiliac.