A pair of homophobes walk into a gay bar...

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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 12 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Step one, go to a gay bar.

Step two, call someone a faggot.

Step three, assault them.

Step four, whine to the internet about being a victim when they call 911.

Step five, whine more when the mean internet people don't buy your shit.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Lol, yaoi fetishists butthurt that the gold star gays won't let them get at that dick.

[–]JulienMayfair 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Meet the TQ+.

[–]MarkJefferson 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Kinda looks like the same idiot, but that could be because they have the same dumbass expression.

[–]QueenBread 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I'm speechless.

[–]xoenix[S] 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Still trying to decipher "hole pills".

[–]MarkJefferson 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

PrEP probably

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I seen the ad for that where them colored boys touch their drumsticks together and I was like, that there's what you call symbolism I reckon.

[–]wylanderuk 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

if only...

[–]bucetao6969Ace Spectrum 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

"We where just peeing togheter" I thought this was a woman thing? When 2 men do it isn't it kinda gay?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The only way I can fathom this interaction actually happening is if they were trying to use the urinals anyway.

[–]bucetao6969Ace Spectrum 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just here imagining it. The one that wants to piss puts their foot on the others hand which is supporting them trying to stay above the urinal. The whole scene must have been hysterical.

[–]xoenix[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think if 2 gay guys go to the bathroom together they're supposed to have sex.

[–]filbs111 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The main selling point of being an uphill gardener is not having to deal with women. Why take that from them?

[–]OuroborosTheory 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm not one to promote violence against women but these girls could have been easily just picked up and thrown out.

If you are so weak you can get pushed over by an erratic women and then your response is to call the police to come save you then you get the world you deserve.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nah cause here's the rub with the double standard. If you beat up a woman pretending to be a man you still get nailed with assaulting a woman.

Also simply put it's almost never in your best interests to start shit with crazy people. Let them be crazy at the cops and get a free stay.