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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

You've come to the right place. Lucky for you I identify as a gold-star lesbian and am willing to show you everything I know about scissoring, tribbing and other advanced lesbian techniques. As long as you aren't one of those bigots who's gonna get their panties in a bunch over my throbbing lady penis.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Lucky for you I identify as a gold-star lesbian

Sorry no Jewish lesbians. Thank you. We cannot allow religious instruction in the classroom, it's a first amendment issue.

[–]OuroborosTheory 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

sometimes it's a bitch convincing people to like you