Women Don’t Produce Eggs. A comical but informative take on a high school biology teacher's claim that "women" don't produce eggs.
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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 12 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (5 children)
"It's not women that produce eggs? It's ovaries that produce eggs!"
Oh for fucks sake.
Your honor, I didn't kill the idiot that wrote this shite, my gun did!
"And, please, remember that if you disagree with anything I’ve said, I didn’t type this. My fingers did."
Hahaha lol. That's right.
How the fuck these idiot biology teachers get jobs?
[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (3 children)
How dare you make this hate? I'll have you know my gun didn't kill that person, THE BULLET killed the person.
[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
Bullets don't kill people. High velocity bullet impacts kill people. Vote no on physics. Protect your children from newton and his ilk.
[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
Newton didn't create physics, the apple falling on his head created physics.
Clearly, apples are the root of all evil. What causes the doctors? Apples. What caused physics? Apples. What makes people go away from Linux or Windows? Apples.
Say no to Apples. Fight the real enemy.
[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Now Steve Jobs was more crafty than any of the nerds the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘Computers are are nerd shit"
The woman said to the Steve “Computers are good for work, but God did say, ‘Computer games are lame and for uncool boys"
“You are wrong" the steve said to the woman. “For God knows that when you browse from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing gossip about all your friends”
When the woman saw that the iPhone was good for gossiping and pruning, and also desirable for bullying her friends, she took some and used it, She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he used it to masturbate to some hotter woman. Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were victims of the patriarchy; so they dyed their hair purple and surgically removed their sexual organs.
[–]Banik2008 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Your honour, he's not dead, his brain is.
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