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[–]IkeConn 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

Every day I go out carrying my pistol with a HCP. I hope somebody tries to carjack me so I can catch them on one of the 6 dash cams when I "resist" and "stand my ground". I'll download the footage to my travel laptop before the cops get there so I can post it on YouTube after they confiscate the chips.

[–]clownworlddropout 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

You should get a better hobby.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

I personally want dudes like u/IkeConn out there armed instead of just the criminals. The police don't show up till after.

[–]IkeConn 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

When seconds count the police are minutes away. We had a state senator that tried to pass a law making HCP holders law enforcement. It didn't pass.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Honestly I'd rather those cruising for a bruising are out there wrecking the criminals shit. I think they are stupid as fuck for doing so, but it ain't my ass getting shot so go for it.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I want users like u/musky to shove their whole arm up my asshole like a jackhammer.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Hey bby 😘

[–]IkeConn 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Please dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT for an important message.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

They put me on hold. What should I do?

[–]1-800-FUCKOFF 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

There are other 1-800 numbers that are just as worthy of attention but don't get brought up enough.

[–]OuroborosTheory 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

what watching too much Christmas Story does to a mf