I've had it with your hatred.

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

colonize Virginians

Hey, don't ever feel bad about this one, it's the only the way that they'll ever learn how to walk upright and be human like the rest of us. And they're still better than the Dutch, in any case. Those fucking uppity Dutch, with their tulips and their windmills and their extensive network of flood control to keep their dinky little nation from disappearing beneath the waves.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Those Dutch spit in the face of global warming and try to resist the unresisable song of the sea. God has deemed the Dutch join the whites in the holy sacrament of Piracy and they have spit in the face of God and tried to end his plan for a glorious water world pirate era instead choosing to build giants that are a blight to all good knights of la mancha and grow flowers and wear gay wooden shoes instead of sailing on to adventure and glory by plundering from the weak and helpless and engorging one self on rum and grog with shanties and unrequited violence in the true spirit of Holy Piracy! And lo god did curse the Dutch thusly to speak English well but with a funny accent be they unable to articulate like a proper pirate and pass the watery gates of king Neptunes domain!