"Could we talk" "Well first of all, how fucking dare you?". Totally rational reaction

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[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Art is retarded. Any time I can smear shit on a canvas and sell it for thousands because I call it the modern take on our cities, you're dealing with retards.

Basquiat was a drug addled loser who threw paint at walls. Done. Who cares?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Art is truly retarded. Which is why I appreciate the art scene. All I gotta do is pull out a huge stogie start acting like a twat and ignoring social norms, put on a stupid hat, make some collection of my trash into an art with glue and glitter and then say something minimally witty about it representing the empty existence of society because of the capitalistic patriarchy. Then that capitalistic patriarchy nods and agrees and gives me a million dollars so I can further my stogie and whiskey hobby. It's so refined! That's how you stick it to the man!

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hahahahaha nice. This guy gets it! I'm probably gonna steal this and use it real life. You're an inspiration.

You should probably do some heroin then shit, piss, and bleed all over a piece of notebook paper and hang it in a gallery and name it "Military Industrial Complex."

I smell at least $400,000.