Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces by IkeConn in TheBabylonBee

[–]chadwickofwv 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How long would it take the country to notice, I wonder. Likely months would pass before anything would be reported on TV.

Biden Departs For Israel To Preside Over Opening Ceremonies For World War III by IkeConn in TheBabylonBee

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

and light cocktails and hors d'oeuvres afterward.

A bit of chit chat.

Study Shows U.S. 4th Graders Now Gay At A 12th-Grade Level by IkeConn in TheBabylonBee

[–]twolanterns 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

still behind most first world countries

Justin Trudeau bans fully automatic knives following mass stabbing spree. by IkeConn in TheBabylonBee

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Automatic knives were already banned in Canada. They're also known as Out the Front (OTF) or switchblades.

Spring assisted knives and even "gravity knives" that can be flicked open are also illegal in Canada.

Here in Texas, in theory, I can lawfully walk down the street with any bladed item with the only restrictions being locale dependent (church, 51% businesses, the jail, etc). Sword, spear, switchblade, doesn't matter.

In practice though the cops have sticky fingers and will probably take anything they don't feel you should have. Or they want.

Justin Trudeau bans fully automatic knives following mass stabbing spree. by IkeConn in TheBabylonBee

[–]raven9 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah because you cant stab people without an automatic knife. I hope every Canadian that voted for that useless cunt forever hangs their head in shame.