Rioter looks like meth-fueled knockoff of Bon Jovi, what else is new

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[–]Tiwaking 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

That looks like an explosion in a clown factory

[–]RandumbZer0 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Nothing about that douche looks like a meth user?

Cornball hippie, maybe.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarth[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

True, true. I just posted it because my brother said the guy looked like a "drug-ass fucknut" and meth was the first drug that came to mind. I don't know jackshit about drugs.

[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (17 children)

Down here in the south kids like this usually get beat up until they learn to fit in. When I was a kid we didn't even have autism. We beat it out of the auts and they learned how to behave or else.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarth[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (8 children)

Eh, I'm from Raleigh and I was so weird as a kid my poor longsuffering Mama thought I was a sperg (nope, just too hyper to play nice with the other little girls and would much rather pelt boys with acorns and pretend I was a soldier) and I didn't get beat up, I just got called a freak a lot. That said, all these woke-ass morons could stand to be called freaks until they quit it with the Twitter-addicted adult equivalent of throwing things at the other kids on the playground.

[–]IkeConn 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

I'll bet you fuck good. When I was a kid tom boys fucked back a shitload better than the prissy ass girly girls.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarth[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Well, not to brag but my boyfriend certainly thinks I do.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I am happy for you and I hope you get fucked well and often.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Punk chicks.

[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Hell yea. First time a girl swallowed my spunk was a punk chick. God, I can still hear the slurping and swallowing and remember every cum rope.

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Not the first, but one early memorable one: "Negative on the tissue issue."

[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I used to have to bring an old beach towel.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

where was your dad, he should have smacked you for throwing acorns.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

That's WORSE than just being different.

The only problems with people who are different are when they harm, steal, or lie or when that's done to them.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Auts pull girls hair, kick people, and act out. We stopped that with classical conditioning. We didn't know that's what is was but we did it anyway. Act out..beat up. Act out..beat up. Don't act out..don't get beat up. They learn. Most by 4th grade.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You weren't specific about auts and/or harms.

Even if they are autistic and peaceful, subjective "classical conditioning" should be parent-approved, not unleashed by tribalist gangs.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We weren't a tribalist gang. We were just the neighbor kids.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

spankings cure autism

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Classical conditioning fixes autism. It don't cure it.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

same thing

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Or they were non-verbal and you believed they were zombies.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I really hope that hair "style" is not going to be a thing.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I think he has legit afro hair so it's not an opinion for most.

[–]chadwickofwv 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Nah, I'd say more Ratt or Poison.