My phone just dropped into the toilet

submitted by greybeard from self.RealIncels

fucking blackpilled again. Who wants to bet that during fixing this I'll get my only non-bot match and that she'll have a boyfriend by the time I reply?

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[–]TitsAndWhiskey 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Steal her boyfriend. Establish dominance.

[–]theendofhope 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

this reminds me of soemthing

[–]Mazurro 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Who wants to bet that during fixing this I'll get my only non-bot match and that she'll have a boyfriend by the time I reply?

I can bet it won't happen. We are too old for that and daydreaming scenarios are pointless. Either you will go for escorts or not, I'm still hesitating but more open than ever.

[–]greybeard[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I was memeing bro. Well, about this part at least

[–]jebediahscat 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Boy just leave your phone in rice for a while and start an onlyfans when it’s fixed, the girls are gonna love it (not kidding I’ve seen way more guys than girls with OF these days)

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It's probably not broken yet. Back everything up in case it does break later (yes that tends to happen). Don't charge it for a little bit.

[–]greybeard[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

it runs again. I didn't get a match though

[–]sneako 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Drink the toilet poopoopeepee water

[–]greybeard[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

^ this is the guy who wants to become incel god emperor