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[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good job man.

I knew it was gonna happen for you.

You were improving your self, and you work hard.

[–]William_World 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

was she fat

[–]OPStolen[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

yes

[–]William_World 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

still an incel then they don't count

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Fuck yeah dude. I bet she wants to cook for you too!

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Big girls need love too.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not saying she was fat, but I heard her fingers tasted like sausages.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

In two months time we'll see an article "How I infiltrated the incels on the most evil racist website."

[–]Node 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Which would be funny for such a reddit-tier site.

[–]Entropick 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

lol, i knew it was possible, i knew it

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You did it!!! Congrats OPStolen, glad to hear this

[–]greybeard 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

/u/Mazurro /u/StShitpostCel /u/takavoid /u/sneako /u/Clownworld234 /u/PeterFromRuqqus /u/AnimeRespecter

pinging all the old ruqquscels I can remember the names of so you don't miss this historic thread.

[–]FrothySolutions 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (25 children)

Without a condom. At first this post almost gave me hope. But I know that condomless sex is highly unlikely even for normie men.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (24 children)

I never have sex with a condom on.

[–]FrothySolutions 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (23 children)

Do you have sex at all?

[–][deleted]  (22 children)

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    [–]Musky 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Sorry for talking shit man, those braids tho. What's the smell like?

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Extensions.

    [–]FrothySolutions 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (18 children)

    You're not incel at all? Why are you here?

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (16 children)

    Because I’m here to help you.

    I can teach you how to get laid.

    I 100% can get you laid tomorrow, if you work.

    But if you don’t, I have a 100% free program, that I can teach you right now, to have sex.

    All you have to do is say “I want sex”. And I’ll teach you how.

    No one is as dedicated to having sex as me, and I promise, I will teach all of you how to have sex quickly.

    I should sell my advice.

    [–]FrothySolutions 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

    100% free? Okay, let's hear it.

    [–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    It's shower, and you need to do it daily otherwise it won't work

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

    Okay. Are you an involuntary celibate?

    [–]FrothySolutions 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

    Yes, that's why I'm here.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

    Okay. I’ll walk you through the process, to become not involuntary celebrant, any more.

    If you work: rubmaps.ch :This is a website, where you can find local massage parlors. The Asians will jerk you off for like 150$?

    You have to bring cash, and negotiate with the woman.

    That’s the quick way, and I have a long way.

    Let me know if you want the long way, or the no prostitutes way.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    iphone 12

    [–]Musky 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Congrats!

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]bucetao6969 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

      without a condom??? idiot!

      [–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

      mUH StdS

      Fucking propaganda, man.

      [–]bucetao6969 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

      And without a baby.

      [–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      Babies are good. We need babies.

      [–]bucetao6969 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      PLANNED pregnancies, not accidental pregnancies.

      Especially not from a fucking incel just trying to get his damn fix.

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        [–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

        No true Scotsman

        [–]FrothySolutions 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

        There are true incels though. If you have actually put in the effort but failed, you're incel.

        [–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

        Yeah but u/OPStolen put in the effort into getting laid and succeeded and the rest of y'all put your effort into complaining and believing a self defeating ideology.

        [–]FrothySolutions 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        No, we put our efforts into getting laid. And then it doesn't work after considerable effort. And so we come here.

        How hard do we have to try before we're allowed to come here and complain about it?

        [–]woshiweeb 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        Congrats.

        [–]greybeard 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        Awesome. How old where you when you ascended?

        [–]EternalSunset 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        Good on you bro. Have fun.