I'm Going to be Broke My Entire Life with My English Degree

submitted by OPStolen from (self.RealIncels)

I don't have the stamina or intelligence for accounting, business degrees are useless unless you know someone, STEM I could never do because it's math again, becoming a Dr. is useless because I hate blood and touching other people.

I've only ever wanted enough money to pay to have a sugar baby for a year. In high school, I watched this documentary about Sugar Babies. Basically, these millionaires would pay for a sugar baby and say, "when I need you, you stop whatever you're doing and show up". Absolutely beautiful chicks hanging out with these short nerds, going to bars with them, going on vacations, sitting in on business meetings. I don't want a girlfriend. I'm going to be completely honest:

I objectify women. I want an attractive woman so OTHER unattractive women know that I've moved above them and don't have to cater to their wills because no attractive woman will talk to me. I want an attractive woman so I can make other men jealous. I want an attractive woman so I can tell her what manicure designs to get and have her hang around me with cool nails when I'm horny.

I know the entire bluepill world is going: Yea and women can detect that from miles away, that's why you INCEL. But, every one of my friends objectify women like crazy. One of my friends would say "I want to try a yellow girl or one of them big booty blacks" and he's had 3 asian girlfriends and 2 black girlfriends that worshipped him and let him just fetishize the shit out of them in public and private. If a dude like that can get his own foreign sex doll, then I want one.

I don't know guys. I'm failing university, I'm addicted to nicotine, I'm an alcoholic, I cannot get the willpower to go to the gym anymore, I'm balding, and I wear glasses. I just want ONE experience with a girl's nails to see if it will change my life and then, if not, I want to end it.

That's it. thanks for reading

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[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You clearly like writing long form.

Maybe write some books in a trashy but high selling gender like teen fantasy or romance and self publish. You can have the lead character be an hispanic nail technician.

[–]OPStolen[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I already did this, we had to write a fiction story. I wrote about a teenage girl that's obsessed with this mentally ill kid that has long nails and basically she pretends to be her friend and attacks her while she's home alone. Scared my entire english class. Everyone thought it was perverted as hell.

[–]greybeard 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I objectify women. I want an attractive woman so OTHER unattractive women know that I've moved above them and don't have to cater to their wills because no attractive woman will talk to me. I want an attractive woman so I can make other men jealous. I want an attractive woman so I can tell her what manicure designs to get and have her hang around me with cool nails when I'm horny.

I know the entire bluepill world is going: Yea and women can detect that from miles away,

I suspect that much of the sexual marketplace is exactly this (for men): There is a fuckability threshhold, anything above that is just a status transaction.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wanna hit the gym with me? Where you at buddy?

[–]alexalex2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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