I'd calculate the mean value of human lives lost, but i'm a lazy motherfucker when it comes to faking statistics.

Mean - Lifes lost per decision* its probability ... (stochastic magic audibly happening with a "plop"-sound) -> (comparison of "results") ->"best" solution ...

Boring as hell, actually using numbers. These are things the gods created these bureaucrats labeled "engineers" or "physicists" for. Or some "indian" "genius" for some of these riddles which are labeled "n-lemmata" when testing for ethics.

And since the lever most likely is pulled by a tick: The "worst" solution actually gets chosen anyways,

so it is conclusive to assume that this "assignment" is mostly pointless for any simulation of reality that exists in a vicinity of the one i can sense. (So far)