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[–]scornedandsedated 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You'll never be a real dog.

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Has he tried becoming a lesbian dog and trying to attract other lesbian dogs?