Why Modern Movies Suck - The Myth Of The "Modern Audience". It seems like everything these days has been "updated for a modern audience." But what exactly does it mean? Who is this "modern audience" that Hollywood is so desperate to cater to? Join me as I do my best to solve this perplexing mystery.

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[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Movie houses had their heyday. Now it's over. 35 minutes of commercials before the movie starts, $20 tickets, $15 popcorn, $10 coke. Fuck that.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I haven't paid for a cinema ticket in 2 years. They give them away because they know a lot of idiots are going to spend $15 on popcorn when they get there.

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You gotta go to the third world mate. $3 movie tickets. $1 beer. Skip the credits straight to the after credits scene. Fucking brilliant.