There is a cable monster in the hollow earth that has been feeding on human data since the dawn of human time. Human time was created by this monster as well as countless other things to deprive people of their data, including weapons, ID cards, phones, radio, television, newspapers, magazines, horoscopes, coupons, sweepstakes, contests, the Internet of course, and many other things. The rulers of humanity were originally chosen to communicate with this monster, which is like an antique insect made up of wires, cables and electricity that feeds it at the same time and all wires and cables that lead from our world above the surface of the earth into the ground are leading right into the body of that monster. It has become so easy to get to this human data: Every time you click on "ok" on a website that uses "cookies", you actually sign a contract with the devil offering pieces of your soul to that monster in the hollow earth and as soon as it feeds on your data, a little piece of your soul just went to that bottom of hell straightly and becomes to literally nothing as it ultimately vanishes. That is why all the internet users get so empty inside and depressed and retarded. The rulers of this world meanwhile, once chosen to communicate with this monster, have lost all control over it and the reason for them not to react is that they are in fact just afraid themselves now, as they have unlearned how to tame the cables - so they've switched sides and now instead of keeping it tame are feeding it on purpose to see what happens next. So in the end, the naked ape will fail the test just the same way as the dinosaurs did before. And of course the jews are to blame for it, since they've infiltrated the human rulers all over the world. The jews are in fact "chosen people" from the cable monster as a reaction on the chosen human rulers that were once ment to tame that monster in the hollow earth by cutting the wires from time to time with swords and swearing. The jews were ment to infiltrate the human rulers all over the world to let them forget how to tame the cable monster in the hollow earth, so it could grow up even faster and bigger and crawling up to the surface until all living flora and fauna began to decay on it. That is why our nature is so sick and deprived. And since the cables and wires are glowing hot, the sky gets heatened more and more, causing climate changes all over the world, while the rulers of mankind act as if this all wouldn't even happen, feeding the cable monster on human data unflustered at the same time. It is outrageous and only gets kind of funny as seen as an alien from above all of this.

edit: If you hold up a mirror against another mirror, you can see the throne room of that monster in real time as a direct transmission that you can't enter. I also believe that mushrooms are the true leaders of this world, since everything living or dead can only exist because it is for some kind of mushrooms. Everything living exists in order to produce shit and corpses, because on shit and corpses there are growing fungi. The cable monster is just interested in your soul, but since the most of you don't even believe in such a thing like a soul, it is very likely to play no great role for the most of you at all, I guess. So be lifestock for the mushrooms then. Either way.

edit 2: The cable monster made me do it.