Verily, I say unto thee: a WHORE is born today!

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[–]SMCAB 11 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 4 fun12 insightful - 5 fun -  (7 children)

So she is with him for 7 months, and they already live together? It was over before it started anyway.

Have fun plowing through town hooker.

[–][deleted] 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

Nah, her place. Playa tapped that ass for 7mos rent free then bailed on her when she mentioned opening up the relationship.

His parents/roommates got covid shortly after we started dating. He moved in to not be exposed. It wasn't intentional. He was only supposed to stay for 2 weeks while they were under quarantine

[–]CreditKnifeMan 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

She said, "You don't have to move, but...I'm going to start looking for some strange."

[–]SMCAB 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Nice sleuthing. I'll eat my words.

[–]passionflounder 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

ah, her place. Playa tapped that ass for 7mos rent free then bailed on her when she mentioned opening up the relationship.

His parents/roommates got covid shortly after we started dating. He moved in to not be exposed. It wasn't intentional. He was only supposed to stay for 2 weeks while they were under quarantine

So it took him more than two weeks to flatten her curve?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Wonder who's paying le renterino.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'll flip a coin with one dude on each side and let you know.