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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Like 90% of women.

And then all men with an IQ below 80 and have a serious hard in for cops.

[–]William_World 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

all cops have tattoos now. And they have to allow it unless it'd be too hard to recruit apparently

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bless their hearts.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

Jesus says tattoos are gay.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Doesn't the bible say you can't get into heaven with a tattoo?

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

That's Leviticus 21:16-23

16 The Lord said to Moses, 17 “Say to Aaron: ‘For the generations to come none of your descendants who has a defect may come near to offer the food of his God. 18 No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; 19 no man with a crippled foot or hand, 20 or who is a hunchback or a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. 21 No descendant of Aaron the priest who has any defect is to come near to present the food offerings to the Lord. He has a defect; he must not come near to offer the food of his God. 22 He may eat the most holy food of his God, as well as the holy food; 23 yet because of his defect, he must not go near the curtain or approach the altar, and so desecrate my sanctuary. I am the Lord, who makes them holy.’”

But it's talking about an order of priests that tend to a temple, not people getting into heaven.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Do you have any tattoos?

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Everyone who does thinks gawdammit!

[–]William_World 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

but if you are circumsized that's a defect

more gnostic proof the god of the bible is satan i guess

and it's funny this reminds me that moses was illiterate and an idiot so aaron is the one who wrote stuff down for him. He probably made it all up. This probably is cuz he didn't want ugly freak people hanging around his temple.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Honestly it reads like how they use the tall good looking Marines to guard foreign embassies. It's an image thing, not a spiritual thing.

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

true they made up the religion for political reasons

(moses = thutmose)

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It's more about excluding people of other religions with extreme practices.

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

yeah but does that mean they thought crippled people or dwarfs etc must be from another religion? i GUESS MAYBE IT MUST HAVE SEEMED LIKE THAT. SOrry for caps

[–]binaryblob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Have tattoo => Has mental problems, because it's a form of self-mutilation.