Libertarianism

smash capitalism, fight for the working class

What this actually means is reject the primacy of ownership.

assault weapon

Overpowered gun, much higher odds of lethality.

Your fair share

I never hear "leftists" actually say this.

I support gun control

Fuck it, lets allow people to own fully autonomous, computer controlled turrets, while we're at it. You can even shoot people from your smart phone while laying in bed.

That's hate speech

Using racial epithets actually is hate speech.

Nazi! Bigot!

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