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[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (18 children)

I fell asleep on someone, got woken up by a slap across the face.

[–]Freetochoose 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I busted out laughing after reading this. Lolol!

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (16 children)

Like a hot slap or not so much? Lol.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

Like the kind where you get yelled at after for being an asshole lol

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

But was it hot?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

No, it was from the crazy ex lol

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

Bummer. The stalker one, I presume. Was she one of the 20 year olds? Lol. I bet you regretted intentionally dating some of them. KARMA

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

One in the same, I think she was 23. She was hot, but no so good in the bedroom area. I tried giving instructions but it’s like there was a mental road block there.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

She was probably suffering from performance anxiety! You jerk! Lol. She’s roped herself Cowgirl Shane and I bet she was anxious about being a good lay. The mental block is being nervous and 20. GOSH! I’ve done some weird sex moves when I was young and nervous. I think back and cringe at my technique. Lol. Oh man.

I know this is the stalker one, so I imagine she was too much in her head to begin with, since she was obsessive enough to stalk you. I feel bad for her even though I don’t want to, in this instance. I hope she outgrew her stalking.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

I was always kind enough to fake it after a certain point. Oh Jesus Christ I really am an asshole. I don’t even know why I’m about to press save.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

OMG. I have never faked, not even once! (I can get there pretty easily so it’s not really much of an effort to get off, so maybe that doesn’t mean much LOL).

And yeah you were behaving like an asshole for sure. Especially DELIBERATELY dating young women just to abuse your cowgirl Shane powerz. So i don’t know if the asshole is innate or situational, but you had best be making yourself worthy of your wife forever! Lol