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[–][deleted] 27 insightful - 2 fun27 insightful - 1 fun28 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I would like to see the "surprise, it's a dick!" be put in the same legal category as flashing. If someone does not consent to see a dick they should not be shown a dick.

[–]julesburm1891 23 insightful - 2 fun23 insightful - 1 fun24 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

noob

Please go back to 2007.

it’s a total noob move to not know how to have sex with both sets of genitals, even if you’re monosexual

Mono == 1. Monosexual == attracted to only one sex. Pray do tell why anyone attracted to one sex would need to be able to have sex with both sexes.

i’ve learned to eat pussy because like hell am i gonna cede my status of master-level man-pleaser

Thank you for telling us you’re a man whose conception of womanhood comes from porn and stereotypes, Viv. Because there is not a single woman on this planet who’d utter that sentence if she wasn’t being paid to do so.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 11 insightful - 10 fun11 insightful - 9 fun12 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

Pray do tell why anyone attracted to one sex would need to be able to have sex with both sexes.

because some women/men have penises/vaginas so you need to be prepared for any situation, to not be a bigot.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah 12 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

We really should do everything we can to encourage them to go after straight men with this shit. Then buy shares in popcorn.

[–]7874 12 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I'll take up the mantle.

[–]CaptainMooseEx-Bathhouse Employee 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The man who calls himself Vivian is just... sad.

[–]Rosefield 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Even if everyone forces themselves to learn to pleasure women & men, trans people still wouldn't get laid by 99,9% of people because sexual orientation can't be changed. 😂

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah 14 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Not to mention how desperately unattractive so many of them are in any conventional sense.

[–]TiredTrendersSuper-gay 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Latest endeavors of the trans femme epic;

Calling lesbians "noob" in the latest attempt to coerce them to put out for straight men pretending to be women.

[–]serf_n_terfStraight Ally - Surf’s up! 🏄‍♀️ 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, Viv. People are not required to know how to please both sets of genitals. Anyone with common sense and respect for people and sexual orientations would not tweet this shit.

[–]shveya 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

As if George Costanza's AGP cousin could fool anyone.