Hot take: If there is a Pride Train there needs to be a train for every other random niche group.

A Mental Illness train for those of us with mental disorders. Staffed by only mentally ill people, of course. All also have to wear their diagnosis on a shiny badge, like an accessory, the same way "Pride" treats homosexuality as a fun quirk.

A Blonde train only for Blondes. We're tired of jokes about us being stupid, air-headed, and promiscuous! Wait, nevermind, This would never fly. People might mistake it for Hitler's Aryan Express. Forget this one.

A furry train for furries. All staff have to wear a fursuit and have to use their fursona names.

A reptilian train for lizardpeople, only staffed by shapeshifting lizard aliens. They may not control the government, but they do control your public transport!

AND SO FORTH. Basically my point is, homosexuality is - and should be - a small part of someone. NOT their defining trait. And for many, it's not even a positive or neutral thing. Sometimes it sucks and we don't want to "celebrate" it. Sometimes we'd rather distract ourselves with something else to forget the depressing reality of it, and not have this "pride" shit shoved in our faces to remind us of it.