A college girl really wants to buy a monkey. She knows her dad will not send the money for such a frivolous purchase, so she comes up with a story and emails her dad and explains that she needs the money to buy a bicycle to help her get around campus and the local college town.
The money comes, and she buys the cute little monkey. Six months go by with the monkey in good health, but then she notices that the monkey is going bald. She does an internet search and asks friends but can't find any help. She realizes that she needs to take the monkey to the vet but has no more money. The girl forgets that she lied to her father to get the money to buy the monkey and she emails her father, saying, "Help! All of the hair is falling out of my monkey and I don't know what to do!"
Her father emails back, "Quit riding your bicycle so much!"
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