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[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

This is why you were fired from being my marriage counselor. I'm giving you a one star review.

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    [–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

    Fired, sir. Kicked to the curb like the mongrel gutter trash you are. I am taking my business to a reputable marriage counselor next time.

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      [–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

      I know you care, you're crying right now in your boat, regretting failing me as a counselor while you jerk off to tranny porn.

      If I don't get bp meds I will live a lot less longer.

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        [–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

        I can sense the inner turmoil, feel your emotions bubbling to the surface that you desperately try to hide. You're jonesin' hard for me, bby.

        [–]Hoomsns 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

        No, you have no idea about my inner turmoil.

        https://youtu.be/rBhx5HFO6N4

        [–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

        I know you like Vlad the Impaler cause he stuck long poles up people's bums.

        [–]Hoomsns 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        That is actually decent dry humor