I no longer watch tennis since it decided to stop being mildly erotic.

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[–]JerkChicken[S] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

We get it, your fat.

[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Ah, here's another! You guys are like a hivemind! The cats, buddy, you forgot mentioning I have cats. No, I'm not fat and I actually hate cats, but wow. I should make a study on this because you all speak like reading from a script.

[–]Node 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

you forgot mentioning I have cats.

You have cats?

[–]JerkChicken[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Cat ownership compensates for the lack of penis in their lives.

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I dunno, a cat is small compensation for the inability to write cursive in the snow.