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[–]yetanotherone_sigh 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

She's got the crazy eyes.

Guys, absolutely do stick your dick in crazy. Just don't tell crazy where you live.

I am apparently flypaper for freaks and I attract this sort.

[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

“Crazy eyes” (exopthalmos) are caused by hyperthyroidism (graves disease), one additional symptom of which is an increase in sex drive. It’s relatively treatable but no one’s really complaining about well marked nymphomaniacs.

So, if you see a woman with crazy eyes, yes, she will fuck you. And possibly kill you. It’s a scientific fact.

[–]yetanotherone_sigh 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I have definitely dated some bunny boilers in my time. Didn't know the association with Grave's Disease. Actually one of the nyphomaniacs that I dated, turned out she was diagnosed with it years later.

[–]beermeem 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

bunny boilers

I gotta use that

it's 100%

big eyes gotta have cock or iodine

big farma ain't got shit on them interweebs