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[–]Tom_Bombadil 6 insightful - 8 fun6 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

Snow is coming unglued...

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

LOL

[–]kokolokoNightcrawler 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (20 children)

cocaine, helluva drug

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    [–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

    She looks like my ex. And we certainly acted like that and more on and off the coke.

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      [–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

      She sure was. Wouldn't be ex if I had a choice.

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        [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

        Better to have loved and lost than something something something...

        I guess, maybe. Not really.

        [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

        I don't do cocaine, but if your girlfriend isn't down, I'll book a ticket with you so we can join the mile-high club together, no homo of course! Just for the sake of joining the club, you know?

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          [–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

          It's not gay if you're on top.

          [–]beermeem 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

          Even in reverse cowboy? Good to know...

          [–]bobbobbybob 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

          you want her to solicit random strangers on airplanes for sex in toilets?

          weird

          [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

          I've done weirder, with strangers, toilets, and airplanes.

          [–]yetanotherone_sigh 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

          "I once banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom... hey, it came up organically!"

          Community was such an underrated show.

          [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

          That's funny! I need to see that. It keeps coming up.

          Here's a similar true story. Walking around Manhattan you run into all types in real melting pot. It was 1996-1998 on 23rd between 8th and 9th Ave, always on our way somewhere, and this old gnarly seemingly drunk guy bumps into my friend who was turned around talking to us walking backwards. We all saw it coming and avoided while he got caught. The old dude half collides and interrupting pats his shoulder shouting, "Hey, I fucked Tony Curtis in the ass! In the ass!" and kept stumbling down the street with his friend as our cluster went the other way.

          I have no proof that he was was or wasn't lying, but I don't know why he would. It was so joltingly random that it's burned in the memory. New York is full of that stuff.

          I never did get my Robert Anton Wilson Illuminati book back from Bill with all my notes in the margin.

          [–]beermeem 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

          Wait, do I know you? Maybe I just also collided with that homeless dude. Although I hung more around Tompkins Square...

          [–]beermeem 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

          Yep. Multiple random internet sources confirm, this guy stood on the corner of 23rd and 7th shouting “I fucked Tony Curtis in the ass!” for much of the 90’s.

          https://worldofwonder.net/the-rest-of-the-story-2/

          [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

          That's fucking HILLARIOUS! See! I didn't make it up!

          Thanks so much for that!

          [–]beermeem 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          I know what I know.

          And I know a lot.

          [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

          I lived a couple blocks from Tompkins Square Park for several years - on the other side of the city. In 1996 I moved to Alphabet City when it was still "dangerous" and by the time I left (the first time) in 2001 it had been gentrified.

          Either way, very different parts of the city with very different vibes.

          [–]beermeem 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

          September to December 1996 was my time there. When the Yanks won their first in awhile.

          CharlieHayes

          I stood in line for 13 hours for $26 World Series tix. Probably the last time THAT ever happened.

          [–]yetanotherone_sigh 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (9 children)

          She's got the crazy eyes.

          Guys, absolutely do stick your dick in crazy. Just don't tell crazy where you live.

          I am apparently flypaper for freaks and I attract this sort.

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            [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

            The best craycray is punk chicks. The more extreme the better. Shaved heads are sexy. Tatts. Piercings, depends. I prefer showered. They're great for a fun weekend, unbridled fuckfest or not, drugs or not, but after a weekend you realize how truly damaged and untameable they really are.

            [–]yetanotherone_sigh 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

            No, I am saying "do". Absolutely do. I love fucking crazy chicks. Just don't tell them where you live.

            [–]beermeem 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            Alternatively, you can also return them to their own place of residence before they sober up.

            [–]beermeem 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

            “Crazy eyes” (exopthalmos) are caused by hyperthyroidism (graves disease), one additional symptom of which is an increase in sex drive. It’s relatively treatable but no one’s really complaining about well marked nymphomaniacs.

            So, if you see a woman with crazy eyes, yes, she will fuck you. And possibly kill you. It’s a scientific fact.

            [–]yetanotherone_sigh 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

            I have definitely dated some bunny boilers in my time. Didn't know the association with Grave's Disease. Actually one of the nyphomaniacs that I dated, turned out she was diagnosed with it years later.

            [–]beermeem 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            bunny boilers

            I gotta use that

            it's 100%

            big eyes gotta have cock or iodine

            big farma ain't got shit on them interweebs

            [–]black_hole_son 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

            Damn, Ivanka is looking pretty ragged these days.

            [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

            I'd keep a clone of her in my basement...

            Just sayin.