Dewritos

submitted by JewfatherBikesunwell from (self.Cooking)

Original recipe. I dabble in cheffery, so try not to cream your pants over this one.

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Ingredients

1 litre of Mountain Dew

2 family-sized bags of Doritos

Instructions

With great love and care, pour your liter of Mountain Dew into any container you have available. I just like to pick the biggest one from the mountain of garbage I live in.

Open the bags of Doritos.

Pour the Doritos on top of your Mountain Dew.

Stir.

Enjoy your freedom-fighting fuel.

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[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

This sounds like it originated in prison.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Worse, it originated from gamers showing how proud they were to be corporate cash cows at the same time they were claiming to fight the system.

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yes that's worse hahaha.

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    [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Could be better.
    Everyone knows a 2 litre is more economic and you don't need a "container" if you just pour straight from the bottle to mix in your mouth. Sounds like a better breakfast than cereal, though I don't know much about Doritos or how much cricket flour is in it.

    [–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Doridew?