Batman is an alright character but he's stupid in the main DC Universe, he either has powers or he's dead, saying both is an insult to intelligence and story integrity. I hate all his villains except Bane, who is basically Doc Savage, and Azrael, who is Batman but better at his job and cooler looking.

Spider-Man has an annoying personality, I hate people who talk when they have nothing to say in real life and fiction. I will skip paragraphs of characters who are written like that. I don't like skinny superheroes, short superheroes or kids, period. Get that shit out of here.

Spider-Man's villains are all trash, except Venom. I hate bald guys with prosthetics and losses with incredible powers they use like morons. I would have killed his lame ass Rogues out of pity decades ago.

Normies love this shit, I find it largely unreadable. How is an OCD supergenius billionaire who does impossible magic a symbol of human excellence, or relatable to you? Get fucked with that nonsense.

Another reason to implode the IP racket and DC as a company, so I can stop getting Batman and Spider-Man propaganda plastered everywhere. The Shadow and the Spider pulp characters were better than these clowns.