Porn star Emily Willis, 25, fighting for her life in vegetative coma after suffering cardiac arrest in rehab by carn0ld03 in Celebrities

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

cardiac arrest in rehab, sounds like an OD from drugs which were NOT being kicked.

Porn star Emily Willis, 25, fighting for her life in vegetative coma after suffering cardiac arrest in rehab by carn0ld03 in Celebrities

[–]HibikiBlack 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Let's just hope it won't get worse.

Amy Schumer, 42, Reveals a New Diagnosis, Comedian, the subject of internet speculation over her changed appearance, has Cushing syndrome by carn0ld03 in Celebrities

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is bad.

Amy Schumer, 42, Reveals a New Diagnosis, Comedian, the subject of internet speculation over her changed appearance, has Cushing syndrome by carn0ld03 in Celebrities

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just too much plastic surgery

Amy Schumer, 42, Reveals a New Diagnosis, Comedian, the subject of internet speculation over her changed appearance, has Cushing syndrome by carn0ld03 in Celebrities

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm guessing cheeseburgers.

Celine Dion, 55, Has Lost Control of Her Muscles: Sister, Singer is battling stiff-person syndrome by carn0ld03 in Celebrities

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is a listed side-effect from the covid jab, by the way.

Celine Dion, 55, Has Lost Control of Her Muscles: Sister, Singer is battling stiff-person syndrome by carn0ld03 in Celebrities

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

But her heart will go on?

Celine Dion, 55, Has Lost Control of Her Muscles: Sister, Singer is battling stiff-person syndrome by carn0ld03 in Celebrities

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sometimes people lost control of their muscles. It's probably coincidence.

Big Bang Theory Actress, Kate Micucci, 43, Has Lung Cancer Surgery, 'They caught it really early.' by carn0ld03 in Celebrities

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Radon

Big Bang Theory Actress, Kate Micucci, 43, Has Lung Cancer Surgery, 'They caught it really early.' by carn0ld03 in Celebrities

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Kate "Me coochie"

Unlocking the Financial Empire: The Astonishing Net Worth of Kylie Jenner Revealed! by wforus39 in Celebrities

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Kylie Jenner net worth: Kylie Jenner, an entrepreneur, social media personality, and member of the Kardashian-Jenner family, has captivated the world with her undeniable influence and impressive success.

Alexandra Daddario Stuns at the Marie Claire Image Maker Awards by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They get old so fast and they all slam into that 30 wall.

Lily James Flashes Her Toned Midriff in Cropped Top at Erdem Show by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Aging female celebrities always do this but they can't defeat the 30 wall.

Natalie Portman Stuns in Sheer Red Dress for Dior Campaign Shoot in Spain by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Aging female celebrities always do this but they can't defeat the 30 wall.

Kristen Bell Shows Off Her Toned Physique in Effortlessly Chic Athleisure by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Aging female celebrities always do this but they can't defeat the 30 wall.

Taylor Swift Stuns in Jimmy Choo Heels and Versace Gown at 2023 MTV VMAs by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Damn. She is getting old fast.

Emma Watson Dazzles in Daring Crochet Ensemble at Soho House Awards by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]thomastheglassexpert 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Very fuckable 7 days a week. Probably 2x a day.

Angelina Jolie Posing for Grazia Italy 2019 Issue by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I never saw her as hot or sexy. You know they cut her tits off years ago.

Kate Beckinsale Shows Off Fit Figure in Unique Outfit at Bach Mai Show by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

When Kate Beckinsale was filming the Underworld sequels she couldn't bend over more than 90 degrees or her implants would slide up to her neck.

Jennifer Lopez Blooms in Sheer Floral Dress at Ralph Lauren Spring 2024 by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Damn she hit the 30 wall at 500 MPH.

Hilary Duff Dares to Be Different with Her Standout Dress by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Damn. The 30 wall fucked her up.

Olivia Wilde Flaunts Toned Abs in Purple Leggings After Gym by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Looks flabby to me.

Taylor Swift Stuns in Casual-Chic Look Outside the Electric Lady Studios by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She used to be hot but then she hit the 30 wall head on at over 100 MPH.

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Off Her Toned Physique After Pilates Class by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She didn't show off shit and she hit the 30 wall head on at 100 MPH.

Jennifer Garner Doesn't Let the Rain Stop Her Workout by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Damn. Bitch got old.

Scarlett Johansson Flaunts Her Figure in Electric Blue Bikini in Hawaii by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That 30 wall doesn't let any of them by.

Scarlett Johansson in Black and White at Captain America 2 Premiere by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They get old so fast.

Eva Green Stuns in Black Dior Gown at San Sebastian Film Festival by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wouldn't fuck her.

Emma Stone Joins A-List Cast at Louis Vuitton Fall 2023 Fashion Show by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They get old so fast.

Emma Watson in Black and White Mini Dress at "Harry Potter 6" by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Id fuck her

Sienna Miller Glows in Chic Bikini While Showing Off Growing Baby Bump by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is attempted distraction from governments killing their own people that is going on right now.

Britney Spears Stuns in Blue Two-Piece Dress at Billboard Music Awards by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They sent out one of the better doubles this time

Scarlett Johansson Recycles Iconic Prada Dress for Movie Photocall by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Id fuck her

Britney Spears Stuns in Blue Two-Piece Dress at Billboard Music Awards by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm glad she looks good for once.

Jessica Alba Amazes in Red Sleeveless Top and Skirt in New York by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They get old so fast.

Scarlett Johansson Shows Off Enviable Legs in Floral Mini Dress in NY by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Id fuck her

/s/IdFuckHer

Emma Watson Steps Out in Comfy Clothes for a Pizza Run with Friends by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Girls get old so fast.

Britney Spears and Sam Asghari Breakup After Months of Marital Issues by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

So what? She hit the 30 wall, got fat, and is crazy. He'll get half her shit and get a brand new young piece of pussy. California is a community property state.

Alexandra Daddario is Effortlessly Cool in Black Tank Top and Denim by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Id fuck her

Alexandra Daddario in Sultry Red Gown at HBO's Golden Globes by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Id fuck her

Alexandra Daddario Turns Heads in Timeless LBD at Charity Event by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Id fuck her.

Britney Spears in Skintight Shorts and Sky-High Stilettos at Lakers Game by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The 30 wall has not been kind to her. Old fat crazy and ugly is no way to go through life.

Taylor Swift Steps Out in NYC in Sleek Black and White Striped Dress by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Id fuck her

Krysten Ritter Spotted Running Errands in Laid-Back Chic Look by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Id fuck her

Taylor Swift Rocks Tight Tank Tops and Cropped Leggings for Dance Class by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Id fuck her. Unfortunately she is getting closer and closer to the 30 wall.

Jenna Dewan Stuns in Floral Top and Skirt at Taylor Swift Pre-Concert Party by mariannabellacicco in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Id fuck her

Celebrity Update: Danny Bonaduce needs brain surgery, Jamie Foxx paralyzed and blind; and more - The COVID Blog® by carn0ld03 in Celebrities

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Foxx's daughter said he's home and was playing basketball the other day, but ok

Jamie Foxx was hospitalized in Atlanta after a stroke by carn0ld03 in Celebrities

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well it puts him close to Shepherd Center.