Anyone else high IQ like me?

submitted by Macheetuh from (self.AskSaidIt)

Anyone else high IQ like me?

Everyone here is either a woke commie faggot from tumblr or twitter or some racist retarded kkk member on this website. I need other Mensa society members like myself instead of all of you queers and retards. I took most of the AP and IB courses in high school and I'm redpilled and based so I'm obviously very intelligent.

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[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

Sorry bro im a drooling idiot. recently i started using velcro dress shirts because buttons were too hard for me to line up properly.

[–]Cantbot 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

That actually sounds like a really good idea!

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

and here i am too much of a dumbshit to have gone and trademarked it.

[–]Cantbot 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Watch your language faggot. But it's never too late to send a letter to the patent office! :)

[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Laughs in male stripper

[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm too stupid to have commented last night, and forgot to up vote before going to sleep. And now people are wearing shirts? Will you up vote me so that I am second on top comment please? This thread is real important. Just like me.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Velcro would be even harder to line up.

[–]Cantbot 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (12 children)

Tell me about it. Hey, can you contribute to my GoFundMe? I've been donating all my money to Mensa in hopes that they'll let me in, and I can see the money leaving my account but they won't email me back. I think my checks are getting stolen so I'm just going to start mailing cash and I'm kinda strapped right now!

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

Upvoting your own comments using bots is a violation of TOS.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I didn't realize that was a copycat, I thought you were just being silly.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Check for the [F] tag.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That only works if you mark people as friends. I used to do that but then like every comment is from someone I like and marked as a friend.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The world is getting wild with all this deep fake shit. Is it weird that I want to find porn of myself?

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A little, yeah.

[–]Cantbot 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I'm not using bots. I guess they just like you better like this :)

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Alts too.

[–]Cantbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No alts :)

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

So if you're an admin do something

[–]Cantbot 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Watch it! My wife will turn your dick into a belt.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I just did. I issued a warning.

And two dimeters to you for questioning me.

[–]fschmidt 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yes. Why don't you become Arkian? http://www.arkian.net/

[–]RedditButt 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Just a heads up, OP's nickname is similar to /u/Macheetah (one letter different) and the reason seems to be because OP is angry, and felt that doing an impersonation bit would do.... something?? idk.

Just be on the lookout for different people who appear to be the same person at a glance.

I can't wait to trigger someone so hard that they honor me the same way. :D

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

It's a classic saidit prank. They're hilarious.

[–]RedditButt 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Judging from the other threads, it didn't seem as much of a prank as someone with a lot of butthurt and salt.

[–]PsychoTranyRedditMod 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

"It's just a prank, bro"

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

If that's the user formerly known as Yabbit/211 behind it, it's been done to him a lot.

[–]gloomy_bear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah I remember those lol. u/yelgy, u/yabut, u/brogurt, u/yogurt (I think?), u/yellabit, u/yobbit

[–]gloomy_bear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Also I just saw u/yibba on s/ask

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

My IQ is higher than my shoe size. Want to talk about noodle sauces?

[–]monkeymagic 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

nope. there’s nobody here as smart as you.

[–]Mcheetah 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

It's my first mirror troll on Saidit! I've finally made it on this site! You finally started posting after 5 days! Not that I don't already know who this is (the only weirdo obsessed with following me around on this site), but I love to see it.

Can we discuss some Rick and Morty while listening to Bach?

[–]Titanic 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How do we know this is REALLY a mirror troll and not just your a sock puppet?

[–]RedditButt 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Bach sucks. I'm more of a Beethoven+metal remix type myself.

Also, I'm jealous. What do I have to do to attract some followers?

[–]Mcheetah 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Just slightly offend some adult-aged trolls who have nothing better to do with their finite lives than Stan as you on the internet. You'll have your own fan club before you know it!

[–]PsychoTranyRedditMod 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Someone do me plz.

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The more intelligent someone is the more far right they become. You seem to be confusing intelligence for cowardice. What you are looking for is people who don't say anything politically charged. Unfortunately people don't seem to want to interact with content that is not politically charged. Which is why you posted this tripe attacking people's intelligence rather than intelligent content.

[–]Titanic 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

High IQ autistic here.

Look at my post history. You will find we share the same views.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

r/Iamverysmart

My IQ is 189, go fuck yourself!

[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

MY IQ IS OVER 9000

[–]elonmusk7 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I have an IQ of 150