Do you consider yourself unemployable?

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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Yes, I am really better suited to be a plantation owner than a plantation worker. On second thought, that sounds like a lot of responsibility, I think I am best suited for a purely advisory role

[–]JerkChicken[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The master rum taster, perhaps?

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    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Yeah well I study intelligence

    [–]xedrac 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    No? What's the context?

    [–]JerkChicken[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    There are those who are unfit for the workplace be it due to having poor hygiene, low self-esteem, being incompetent or having an incompatible personality for basic social interactions without causing people to throw leftover bits of food at them, or who might live with their mother.

    [–]Mcheetah 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    No. I'm highly employable. Just bad at fixing things though. And impressing women. So I couldn't be a mechanic, carpenter, or male gigolo.

    [–]grunwode 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Mostly. Companies give poor treatment to their employees and customers, and I don't want to be a part of it.

    I want nationalized healthcare so I can open my own shop and not exploit anybody.

    [–]Node 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    Yes. Also unemployerable, since I've been down that road too. I would never run a cult either, for the same reasons.

    [–]JerkChicken[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    I always imagined running a cult would be fairly fulfilling.

    [–]Node 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    IMO, it's overrated. The main issue is pretty much constant interactions with the kind of people who could be sucked into your cult. Even average people are intolerable. Cultists are like a concentrated version of average humans.

    You'd have to be a psychological mess to not avoid that like the plague, notwithstanding the sex and money. Or if you weren't before you would be shortly. An associate wanted me to help him start a cult back in the day. The more I thought about it, the less appealing it became. Sex with a cultist would be like sex with the mental equivalent of a child. Ewwww. And they would be worshipping you all the time, which is disgusting. I want equals, not subservient beggars plucking at my legs for scraps of attention.

    Anyway, that all was a thing for awhile. Pre-internet, post-home computers. You'd see cultists everyday around here. If you remember the Breatharians, I paid 5 bucks to go see the guy do his first talk on the west coast. Haha, imagine being in a room with 30 other people who really want to learn how to stop eating, and acquire all nutrients via the breath. "I have to be careful walking past restaurants or I can get too full." - Wiley Brooks (street nigger from NYC who found his ultimate scam) See: Breatharian Institute

    [–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    I'm highly employable but I just hate my job.

    Everyone hates this job that's why there is always work available.

    [–]JerkChicken[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I love my job but I hate people...They always make things difficult

    [–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I am kinda okay but I don't like sitting in front of a screen all day so I am doing some moving and other odd jobs too

    [–]TiberSeptim 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Yes. I has jerb