Who shall be my valentine?

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She's a nice girl and she's not going to be influenced by some hooligan with a monster penis.

I am a hooligan with a monster penis, and I am very influential with the ladies

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    Its the other way around, Satan actually worships me. Satan is a Phooeyist

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      I would smack Jesus in the face with my monster hooligan penis, and he would turn the other cheek

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      And you are confused again, I would never swear my life to anyone but ME