Should I be worried about my farts?

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[–]DJBadSwagger 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

No, hone your fart skills and you may just become one of the best farters to walk this plane if existence

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

They will call me fartman, people will disperse as I approach in fear and respect of my great gassy superpower, the megafart. Yes!

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I respect and fear your great stinky winds

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Your loyalty will be rewarded, less foul one. Bask in muh manly methane of unholiness 🙌