Would you hug modern scum for 1 billion dollars?

submitted by IndianaJones from (self.AskSaidIt)

If not modern scum, then how about ancient scum? Answer with your own definition of modern or ancient scum in mind. If you wouldn't hug both, would you hug jurassic-era scum? How about scum from the dark ages?

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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

As long as they don't have the monkeypox, sure

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

ok come here

[–]fschmidt 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If I hugged them, would I be charged with attempted murder because I am not vaccinated?

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, because I'm not vaccinated either (ancient scum here)

[–]fschmidt 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Can I hug them with a knife firmly clenched in my hand pointed in my direction?

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes as long as the knife is pink

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I mean I can take a shower and go at myself with brillo pads til I'm comfortable that the heebie jeebies are gone, for my modern scum. I'd do it. It won't make me happier, but I'll have a big fucking boat.