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The White Race Must Maintain Our Genetic Purity(babylonbee.com)

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Trump Announces He Will Pay Entire Bond Using Bags Of Nickels(babylonbee.com)

4 points3 points6 points submitted by yellowsnow2 to /s/NotTheOnion
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Raytheon Lowers Flags To Half-Staff After Nikki Haley Drops Out(babylonbee.com)

5 points4 points7 points submitted by Drewski to /s/politics
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Democrats Concerned Biden May Be Too Old To Finish Destroying Country (Satire)(babylonbee.com)

10 points9 points12 points submitted by RandomCollection to /s/WayOfTheBern
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Republican Plans Once Again Foiled By Republicans(babylonbee.com)

9 points8 points11 points submitted by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee
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Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces(babylonbee.com)

6 points5 points8 points submitted by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee
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Biden Recounts Time He Parted The Red Sea To Escape Slavery In Mexico(babylonbee.com)

8 points7 points10 points submitted by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee
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Elmo Radicalized After Migrants Bused To Sesame Street(babylonbee.com)

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Trump Endorses Bud Light, Names Dylan Mulvaney As Running Mate(babylonbee.com)

5 points4 points7 points submitted by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee
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8 Potential Candidates To Replace Biden Before The Election(babylonbee.com)

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Biden Calls For The President To Step Down(babylonbee.com)

3 points2 points5 points submitted by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee
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Senators Say They're Not Super Worried About Running Up National Debt As Most Of Them Will Die Of Natural Causes In The Next Year Or So(babylonbee.com)

3 points2 points5 points submitted by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee
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Oakland In-N-Out Relocating To Safer Location In Gaza(babylonbee.com)

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Selena Gomez Explains To Taylor Swift How The Federal Reserve Creates Boom And Bust Cycles Through Manipulation Of Interest Rates And Fiat Currency(babylonbee.com)

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Tragic: Hamas Loses Two Leaders In One Day(babylonbee.com)

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Southwest Introduces New C-17 Cargo Plane Capable Of Carrying Your Mom(babylonbee.com)

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The Babylon Bee's Person Of The Year Is This Housewife You've Never Heard Of Who Loves Her Kids And Does Her Best(babylonbee.com)

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Public Educators Warn Low Literacy Rates May Prevent Kids From Reading About Gay Sex(babylonbee.com)

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Child Grooming Content On X Reduced By 83% After Disney Pulls Ads(babylonbee.com)

4 points3 points6 points submitted by Chipit to /s/Satire
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Derek Chauvin Charged With Assaulting Inmate's Shiv(babylonbee.com)

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Libertarian Pilgrims Set Sail For Argentina In Search Of A Better Life(babylonbee.com)

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'We Cannot Be Associated With Elon Musk,' Says Tim Cook While Shaking Hands With Brutal Chinese Dictator(babylonbee.com)

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Babylon Bee hits it out of the park again: "Communist Dictator Welcomes President Xi"(babylonbee.com)

18 points17 points20 points submitted by Chipit to /s/Satire
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FBI Uncovers Horrifying Extremist Reading Material In Mike Johnson's Home(babylonbee.com)

3 points2 points5 points submitted by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee
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White House Accidentally Hands Out Plastic Baggies Of Cocaine To Trick-Or-TreatersBee(babylonbee.com)

13 points12 points15 points submitted by MeganDelacroix to /s/WayOfTheBern