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Derek Chauvin Charged With Assaulting Inmate's Shiv(babylonbee.com)

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thomastheglassexpert 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

Brings back an unpleasant memory for me = some point Summer of 1979 I had just arrived a few weeks into a 10-year stretch to Monroe State Prison of Washington (a very old stone wall slam) and walking the Big Yard I got to witness my first real killing. It was called a stomping. 4-5 beefy men literally stomping on a bubba right in front of me and the killing was stomping on his neck. Killed him dead. When they were quite happy the men left and one of them stopped and looked right at me and said stern and clear "snitches get killed" and he just walked away pretty as ya please. I walked on. Have no fuck idea what the guy did to get killed but I was promised "you do NOT want to get involved" and my education and lessons of what real prison life is like began. We had several very notorious in the prison back in that day and I quite realized at 19 years old this was not high school.

Questionable 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 5 months ago

The worst part, they probably didn't even get the right target.

William_World 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

hopefully that deterred you from committing more crimes once out

thomastheglassexpert 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

Thanks for your thoughtful reply and it brings up a fun memory = I was sentenced to 2 fives back to back meaning I had to do the whole 1st 5 before any good time applied to the 2nd 5. During my first few years since I was attending U of W Seattle on an Engineering degree when arrested I applied for their satellite classes they offered at Monroe. Also during that time I was asked by quite a few who got to know me "would you teach me how to read and write and be able to do some math" and within months I had a regular classroom set up with those who really did want something besides their senior year of 3rd grade. Some of them pretty scary but they could not read or write or do simple math just fractions and how to change a dollar. I gained my BEng in 1982 and all this noted by Parole Board. The kicked me out to a prison camp of fighting fire and planting trees where I did another year then kicked out to Parole House where I was stuck for about 6 months then out for good. Here's the funny part = at each location I was locked up I told a few about my plans on kickout and was admonished "o no you'll be right back here" as that is the law of recidivism. The original quote was at that time of my life "time on the outs is just waiting till I go back in" and no sir. I told all "actually no you won't see me again" and upon full parole I skipped the state and went down to San Diego where I was accepted into UCSD to get my masters and with that then I was sponsored by a world major to go to England and trade 4 years of my life and they would pay in full for my PH.d that I was awarded in 1988. Then I spent the next decades now in the insane world of high rise glass tower construction and that life coming to a retirement with my turning 62 a few months ago and I've never sat in a jail cell anywhere on the planet since. I'm easy to find = just Google up the words "Thomas the glass expert" and there I am at very top of the first page. So can a con go straight = yes. Prison did not motivate me to do that becoming a responsible good citizen and father to 4 did. Prison only teaches punishment exactly where an awful lot of people belong.

ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

"Thomas the glass expert"

It looks like there aren't many great matches for your search

thomastheglassexpert 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

I just now did a simple Google per my statement and this popped up on top of first page = https://www.linkedin.com/in/thomas-moore-961a45228/

Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

He pops right up for me on Brave search, no quotations.

Google search has become garbage.

thomastheglassexpert 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

It's a simple deal to find me = https://www.linkedin.com/in/thomas-moore-961a45228/ top of the first page of any search engine.

William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

good glad the system worked

[deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

It made him thirst for more.

William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

probably, we need to increase jail times

[deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

Its like high school but filled with violent, mentally ill grown men.

Also, you're not supposed to rubberneck when you see someone getting stomped out. Can be considered the same as snitching depending on the circumstances, especially these days with cameras everywhere.

thomastheglassexpert 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

In that I saw and said nothing added a few points to my name. Guards came to my cell and took me out to private room where I told them I saw a guy fall down and just kept walking on. Not my fight.

ActuallyNot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

Police often don't have the best time inside.

Chauvin’s attorney Gregory Erickson complained to the AP on Saturday that federal prison officials had not been transparent about the previous day’s stabbing, forcing his client’s family to rely on news accounts for updates.

“I view this lack of communication … as completely outrageous,” Erickson said in a statement to the AP. “It appears to be indicative of a poorly run facility and indicates how Derek’s assault was allowed to happen.”

A statement from Ellison decried Chauvin’s stabbing, saying: “He was duly convicted of his crimes and, like any incarcerated individual, he should be able to serve his sentence without fear of retaliation or violence.”

Welcome to prison.

[deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 5 months ago

Shiv Lives Matter

youfuckingtwat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

edgy

not

[deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

🧦

Yutyah 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

He should have been sent to protective custody.

MagicMike 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

100% proof Chauvin didn’t murder anyone

https://templatelab.com/report-floyd-autopsy/

The Nazis put him in prison because animal nig nogs would riot otherwise.
When the day comes, hang them all!

ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

100% proof Chauvin didn’t murder anyone

That's the autopsy report that found that floyd died of "CARDIOPULMONARY ARREST COMPLICATING LAW ENFORCEMENT SUBDUAL, RESTRAINT, AND NECK COMPRESSION"

That is evidence that Chauvin murdered Floyd, much less that he also didn't murder anyone else.

MagicMike 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

If you’re not going to read it, don’t try responding to it.

gosso920 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

Floyd started the "I can't breathe" dog whistle the second the cops slapped the cuffs on him. No "neck compression" was taking place at the time.

ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

Really? I didn't know that.

So they heard him say that, and then they threw him on the ground all kneeling on him, with Chauvin on his neck until he became unresponsive, and then kept it up for another 3 minutes.

How the fuck did they get off with unintentional homicide? That makes it clearly an intentional, deliberate murder.

[deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

The man had heart disease, had multiple drugs in his system including fentanyl, methamphetamine, caffeine, cannabis and alcohol, all of which can or contributes to depress ling the respiratory system and/or affect the cardiovascular system, and he had been in hospital a week earlier from an overdose. He was a dead man walking. Chauvin could have just spent more time in his squad car and Floyd would have died before the EMT arrived regardless.

ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

Chauvin could have just spent more time in his squad car and Floyd would have died before the EMT arrived regardless.

The cause of death was a complication of how he was restrained and his neck was compressed, which stopped his heart. If Chauvin wasn't kneeling on his neck while he passed out and then kept kneeling on his next until he died, he wouldn't have died that day.

When the paying EMT approached, they didn't let her help. Probably Floyd was already dead by then, by Chauvin and his colleagues made absolutely sure.

[deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

Your logic is retarded. He was a dead man regardless of whether the police arrived or not. He was put in the squad car before asking to get out because he couldn't breathe in there, he would have died in the squad car. Then you wouldn't have this ridiculous witch hunt.

If he had been left in the squad car he would have died regardless and it would have read "respiratory complications from drug intoxication" and you would still blame the cops for his death to satisfy the retard race riots.