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Why Does Your Underwear End Up with Bleach-like Patches?
IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 14 hours ago

Powerful vaginal juices.

Buy Apple Mimosa in Las Vegas at Mimosa Royale
IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 14 hours ago

Flavored wine? Really? What were they thinking?

Woman
IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 1 day ago

That is a prominent clitoris.

Irish townspeople burn down building that was to house incoming migrants
IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 1 day ago

That is one way to do it.

Eating pizza with a fork and knife is the best way to eat pizza
IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 2 days ago

The perfect date turns into a 6 pack and pizza at midnight.

When will women's rights be banned?
IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 2 days ago

Are you stoned or just stupid?

The Prison Planet theory suggests Earth is a place where souls are trapped, reincarnated, and manipulated by higher-dimensional reptilian entities. This hypothesis proposes that humanity is unaware of its true nature and purpose, kept in ignorance, and farmed for their souls! Let's discuss
IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 2 days ago

I remember my first joint.

As a man, I can confirm we indeed can piss, shit, fart, pick our noses, bite our nails, check messages/sports results, listen to the radio, knock one out and sand the windowsill all in one sit down. Now please wash your hands.
IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 2 days ago

Do you piss in the shower?

Tell me oh SAIDit! wise and noble ones. Why has the SAIDit! canary died and gone away?
IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 3 days ago

Bless your heart.

Trans acceptance when?
IkeConn 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun 3 days ago

Yuk. Just plain yuk.

California unemployment fund 'insolvent' due to $55B fraud, businesses to pay
IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 3 days ago

So they "gave" it to illegal aliens.

Reddit keeps banning subreddits.
IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 3 days ago

Bless their hearts.

Measuring over 12 inches when erect, Matt Barr reveals what life is like living with Britain's biggest penis! 🍆
IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 3 days ago

Bless his heart.

What exactly is the point of me transitioning?
IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 4 days ago

Bless your heart.

Leave car keys by the front door to avoid home invasion, Toronto police officer says
IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 4 days ago

Canadian cops are pussies.

Biden’s polls improve as Kennedy and third-party factor shifts
IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 4 days ago

OK so Biden wins a second term. Now what? He won't function for 4 more years. Poor old fucker. Bless his heart.

Report: Less Than 1% of the Global Muslim Population are Defined as Terrorists
IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 4 days ago

That is still a lot of terrorists.

Woman, 39, who glassed man after he guessed she was 43 spared jail (but women are not violent)
IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 4 days ago

Well bless her heart.

DEI Official At UCLA School of Medicine Massively Plagiarized Her Dissertation On DEI
IkeConn 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun 4 days ago

Thas one lazy nigra.

House passes critical aid to Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan along with a TikTok ban - The bills amount to a $95 billion aid package in total.
IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 6 days ago

How many US citizens could be housed, fed, and medically treated with $95 Billion?

RNC and Trump campaign to hire 100K ‘election integrity’ operatives to watch polls on Election Day
IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 6 days ago

Where do I apply? I could use the money.

Golf Channel broadcaster Stephanie Sparks dead at 50
IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 6 days ago

What a sad waste of a perfectly good piece of pussy.

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Tennessee Volkswagen employees overwhelmingly vote to join UAW. Republicans are all butt hurt.(apnews.com)

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Gym girls are cute, but they can be intimidating to talk to. Any LEGAL ideas on I can approach girls?
IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 9 days ago

Get a good education, a good job, and muscles and they will line up to fuck you.

Democrats support Bobby Kennedy.
IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 12 days ago

Some girls would fuck him. He is a Kennedy.