Delhi’s infamous ’Potty Badmash’, a 27-year-old knifer and pickpocket who evaded arrest on multiple occasions by defecating in his pants to keep police personnel off him, has finally landed in police net(news18.com)
OnlyFans Sued After Two Guys Realized They Might Not Actually Be Talking to Models(404media.co)
CEO of AI ad-tech firm pledging “world free of fraud” sentenced for fraud(arstechnica.com)
Man accidentally shot self in foot while attempting to kill cockroach(wlos.com)
26-Year-Old Mom of 22 Dreams of Having Over 100 Kids(quirkl.net)
Luigi Mangione pleads with fans to stop sending him so many photos(independent.co.uk)
‘Just wanted to apologize’: Americans pick up the tab for everyone at Canadian restaurant(ctvnews.ca)
Man Forges Grandparent’s Death Certificate To Get Time Off From Work(townflex.com)
Guy Who Ruined Buzzfeed With AI Now Says AI Is Bad, Launches New AI Platform(gizmodo.com)
Australia Holds Its Nose For Its Third Rancid Bloom Of A Rare Corpse Plant In 3 Months(townflex.com)
Woman charged with harassment in UK's first 'cyber-farting' case(metro.co.uk)
UK navy mistook farting whale for Russians trying to track their submarines(nypost.com)
Florida woman arrested with drugs in bag labeled 'Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs'(fox35orlando.com)
Woman arrested after accidentally texting sheriff’s department instead of drug dealer(wowt.com)
Scientists Are Crafting Fake Whale Poop and Dumping It in the Ocean ||| 𝘎𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘥 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘴(smithsonianmag.com)
Pastor tries shoving McDonald’s employee into deep fryer(newsobserver.com)
Chinese man sends $550K & family’s life savings to streamer so she’d call him “bro”(dexerto.com)
ivy league students offered crayons, legos and cookies with milk to cope with trump's election win(dailymail.co.uk)
Ambulance hits Oregon cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 bill, lawsuit says(oregonlive.com)
Man steals vehicle to get to court hearing about stealing a vehicle(boingboing.net)
Kamala Harris Says Insomnia Hit After Biden Dropped Out, Was Sleep Deprived the Day of Walz Pick(nypost.com)
The Babylon Bee Sues California Over New 'Deepfake' Laws(townhall.com)
3 Tufts University lacrosse players remain hospitalized after workout with Navy SEAL graduate(cnn.com)
Exploding pagers: How Israel is suspected of using technology against its enemies(news.sky.com)
TN teen suspended, charged with felony after pointing finger gun on school bus(wkrn.com)