a bit off topic, i have ran out of cooking oil while cooking up some halal lunch... can i sustitue clorox bleach for the cooking oil as long as say three hail marys and dunk my head into the toilet for ninety seconds?

should i murder my daughter also?

another slightly off topic question... if there are cockroaches in my fryingpan is it halal if i just fully cook them on high heat?

in the name of bonzo, amen.