'Go old man, go!' Mobility scooter fugitive evades police in low-speed chase by Optimus85 in funny

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This man is my hero. Can someone start a Go Fund Me so I can send him $$ to get more tea?

What an Antinatalist Sounds Like After 4 Pints by Stankmango in antinatalism

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This guy is not an antinatalist. If he were one he would realize that the damage was already done when the kid was born....

Antinatalists are not murderers. A life can be worth continuing even if it was never meant to begin.

I know this was posted for comedy but it gives AN a bad rep.

Ocasio-Cortez Doubled Down On Her Concentration Camps Remark by Morphos1759 in news

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Nobody knows what the fuck is going on or what the fuck ever went on! NOBODY!

I'm so tired of people postulating that they have any god damned authority on any version of any truth.

FUCK ALL OF US NOW.

“There are two kinds of people serving in Congress—those who are here to serve the interests of the American people, and those who are here to serve the interests of the Big Banks and Wall Street speculators.” — Tulsi Gabbard (2014) by EndlessSunflowers in WayOfTheBern

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I know. If the broad got there, there's a good reason. Real warriors for peace, justice, equality...we aren't where she is.

We. Are. Locked. Up.

Former Facebook exec: "I think we have created tools that are ripping apart the social fabric of how society works. The short-term, dopamine-driven feedback loops we’ve created are destroying how society works. No civil discourse, no cooperation; misinformation, mistruth. You are being programmed". by HibikiBlack in conspiracy

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"By insurance men who go, check to see that nobody is escaping from Desolation Row."

Also, very good friend just denied me a sweatshirt because he didn't have insurance on it. All programmers, all of you.

Very disturbing and exhausting.

Former Facebook exec: "I think we have created tools that are ripping apart the social fabric of how society works. The short-term, dopamine-driven feedback loops we’ve created are destroying how society works. No civil discourse, no cooperation; misinformation, mistruth. You are being programmed". by HibikiBlack in conspiracy

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This guy is a PSYCHOPATH. Love him too...totally lovable dude.

But holy fuck. Doesn't know how to 'turn off' his drive for more money? I mean it's cool if you can't turn off your drive for masturbation, drinking, drugs. Cool if you can't turn off your Netflix addiction or your love for donuts, cheesecake and Skittles.

But you 'don't know' how to turn-off your love for money? My God Dude. That's the driving force of this Earth (as you yourself claimed). Don't you think you should question how you're gonna turn that off before you go positing yourself @ Stanford Business School?

Talk about patience. This Dude needs to jerk off and smoke until he figures out how to turn shit off. Stop doing anything.