dickfromaccounting

Hey guys, dickfromaccounting here, same screen name on reddit as well. I have a confession: I am the world's biggest faggot. No, that is not an insult to me, it is an insult to gay people. Me being one among them is the most shameful thing for them.

The moment I meet someone, I start thinking about what I should ask for in exchange for sucking their big, juicy weilner. I mean, I'm good at it, so why not make a living out of it? I once met this stupid idiot and did my thing, apparently he wanted me to post shit memes on his stupid website called read it or somehing. He said I will have to suck a lot of dicks daily, and he will also let me post some memes and pay me for it. Well sucking dicks and getting paid was the motivation I found to finally move out of my mom's basement, I moved in an apartment where there are a lot of dildos which I could shove up my ass. There were a lot of people who came there and did it for me, and they gave me something called up votes in return. I love sucking cock and having people stick theirs up my ass. I don't have a goal in life, I don't need one, when all I can do is suck dicks and be content. There is another super gay guy called GallowBoob but he's even gayer than me, sucks 10x more dick than me and is 10x nastier. Well I'm not complaining, and there's a guy waiting out there to fuck me in the ass, so I'll just upload a picture of mine because a picture is worth a thousand worlds or something.

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